Ah, yes, the classic "throw money at it" approach to solving Rust code optimization problems. Because clearly, the only thing standing between us and efficient AV1 decoding is a mere $20,000 bounty—and not, say, the intricacies of software engineering.
https://www.memorysafety.org/blog/rav1d-perf-bounty/ #RustOptimization #SoftwareEngineering #AV1Decoding #TechBounty #CodingHumor #HackerNews #ngated
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#chickens #geek #maker #coding #codinglife #codinghumor #serial #
Coding is easier than ever. That’s why no one actually codes anymore.
Once, compiling took 30 minutes. Now, downloading dependencies does.
I started with a text editor, every line deliberate, every recompile an ordeal. My code was built to last. No frameworks, few dependencies, a simple bash script to build & deploy.
Now? I compile in milliseconds… only to wait hours for linters, CI/CD, IaC, PR rituals & YAML sacrifices. I am no longer an engineer. I am a high priest in a temple of abstraction.
Performance? A joke. Code once ran fast because it had to. Today, it’s an obese stack of best-practice boilerplate. Innovation? No, just rebranded complexity.
Legacy? We create it faster than ever. The lifespan of a framework is measured in months. But don’t worry, we’ll rebrand it & call it progress.
Behold, "Torii," the über-l33t #Rust #authentication library that bravely offers you full control over user data—because, obviously, #privacy is just a mere afterthought!
But wait, it’s "framework agnostic," because who doesn't love the thrill of blindfolded coding?
https://github.com/cmackenzie1/torii-rs #Torii #FrameworkAgnostic #CodingHumor #HackerNews #ngated
TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.
js: I have a number!
ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.
js: But it works...
ts: For now
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
If this question rings a bell, you're probably thinking of this classic sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8
Well, thanks to a particularly fun fetchmail bug in Mailu, I decided to automate the answer!
Introducing: https://github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach/cymais/tree/master/roles/restart-docker
Because sometimes, the best fix is just... off, then on again.
From the patch notes:
"Fixed a security issue that could allow third parties to exploit a nonprinting character in $Geoscape to escalate user privileges."
We've all been there, right? That intense debugging stare!
New video dropping next week! @tunetheweb
Dart (Programming Language) - A demon that manifests itself from the sins of C++, Java, C# (Microsoft Java) and JavaScript combined.
How did the JavaScript developer get lost at school?
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He couldn't find his class.