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Coding is easier than ever. That’s why no one actually codes anymore.

Once, compiling took 30 minutes. Now, downloading dependencies does.

I started with a text editor, every line deliberate, every recompile an ordeal. My code was built to last. No frameworks, few dependencies, a simple bash script to build & deploy.

Now? I compile in milliseconds… only to wait hours for linters, CI/CD, IaC, PR rituals & YAML sacrifices. I am no longer an engineer. I am a high priest in a temple of abstraction.

Performance? A joke. Code once ran fast because it had to. Today, it’s an obese stack of best-practice boilerplate. Innovation? No, just rebranded complexity.

Legacy? We create it faster than ever. The lifespan of a framework is measured in months. But don’t worry, we’ll rebrand it & call it progress.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
If this question rings a bell, you're probably thinking of this classic sketch:
👉 youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn

Well, thanks to a particularly fun fetchmail bug in Mailu, I decided to automate the answer! 🚀

Introducing:
🔧 github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach

Because sometimes, the best fix is just... off, then on again. 🐳✨