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Hacker NewsWhat the Fuck Python<a href="https://colab.research.google.com/github/satwikkansal/wtfpython/blob/master/irrelevant/wtf.ipynb" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://colab.research.google.com/github/satwikkansal/wtfpython/blob/master/irrelevant/wtf.ipynb</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WhatTheFuckPython" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WhatTheFuckPython</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PythonProgramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PythonProgramming</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechCommunity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperLife</a>

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Hacker NewsA masochist's guide to web development<a href="https://sebastiano.tronto.net/blog/2025-06-06-webdev/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://sebastiano.tronto.net/blog/2025-06-06-webdev/</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/masochistsguide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#masochistsguide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webdevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#webdevelopment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/techblog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#techblog</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webdevtips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#webdevtips</a>

N-gated Hacker NewsAh, yes, the classic "throw money at it" approach to solving Rust code optimization problems. 💸🔧 Because clearly, the only thing standing between us and efficient AV1 decoding is a mere $20,000 bounty—and not, say, the intricacies of software engineering. 🧑‍💻🚀 <a href="https://www.memorysafety.org/blog/rav1d-perf-bounty/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.memorysafety.org/blog/rav1d-perf-bounty/</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RustOptimization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RustOptimization</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AV1Decoding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AV1Decoding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechBounty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechBounty</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

Andrew Lewis WorkshopGet 25% off signs and coasters at <a href="http://lewis-workshop.com" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">http://lewis-workshop.com</a> - go ooooon, you know you want to.<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chickens</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/geek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#geek</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/maker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maker</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinglife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/serial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#serial</a> #

YunaCoding is easier than ever. That’s why no one actually codes anymore.Once, compiling took 30 minutes. Now, downloading dependencies does.I started with a text editor, every line deliberate, every recompile an ordeal. My code was built to last. No frameworks, few dependencies, a simple bash script to build & deploy.Now? I compile in milliseconds… only to wait hours for linters, CI/CD, IaC, PR rituals & YAML sacrifices. I am no longer an engineer. I am a high priest in a temple of abstraction.Performance? A joke. Code once ran fast because it had to. Today, it’s an obese stack of best-practice boilerplate. Innovation? No, just rebranded complexity.Legacy? We create it faster than ever. The lifespan of a framework is measured in months. But don’t worry, we’ll rebrand it & call it progress.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareDevelopment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareDevelopment</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Code" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Code</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tech</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LegacyCode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LegacyCode</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BestPractices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BestPractices</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Innovation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Innovation</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/SoftwareEngineering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#SoftwareEngineering</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a>

N-gated Hacker News🚀 Behold, "Torii," the über-l33t <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Rust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Rust</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/authentication" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#authentication</a> library that bravely offers you full control over user data—because, obviously, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/privacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#privacy</a> is just a mere afterthought! 🙄 But wait, it’s "framework agnostic," because who doesn't love the thrill of blindfolded coding? 😂 <a href="https://github.com/cmackenzie1/torii-rs" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/cmackenzie1/torii-rs</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Torii" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Torii</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FrameworkAgnostic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FrameworkAgnostic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HackerNews</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ngated</a>

NobleMajoTypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation. js: I have a number! ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type. js: But it works... ts: For now 😈<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TypeScript</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JavaScript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JavaScript</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeveloperLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeveloperLife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammingJokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TechMemes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TypeSafety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TypeSafety</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodeQuality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodeQuality</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DevCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevCommunity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FunnyProgramming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FunnyProgramming</a>

Kevin Veen-Birkenbach"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" If this question rings a bell, you're probably thinking of this classic sketch: 👉 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8</a>Well, thanks to a particularly fun fetchmail bug in Mailu, I decided to automate the answer! 🚀 Introducing: 🔧 <a href="https://github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach/cymais/tree/master/roles/restart-docker" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/kevinveenbirkenbach/cymais/tree/master/roles/restart-docker</a> Because sometimes, the best fix is just... off, then on again. 🐳✨ <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Docker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Docker</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/RestartMagic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#RestartMagic</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Fetchmail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fetchmail</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/Mailu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mailu</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/DevLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DevLife</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/ITCrowd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ITCrowd</a> <a href="https://microblog.veen.world/tags/AutomationFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AutomationFun</a>

Pseudonymous :antiverified:<a href="https://infosec.exchange/@dko" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@dko</a>From the patch notes: "Fixed a security issue that could allow third parties to exploit a nonprinting character in $Geoscape to escalate user privileges."<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a>

Jecelyn Yeen (inactive here)🤔 We've all been there, right? That intense debugging stare! 😂New video dropping next week! <a href="https://webperf.social/@tunetheweb" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@tunetheweb</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/debugging" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#debugging</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/programmerlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programmerlife</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/chromedevtools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#chromedevtools</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/performance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#performance</a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/devtoolstips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#devtoolstips</a>

Alanna 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Dart (Programming Language) - A demon that manifests itself from the sins of C++, Java, C# (Microsoft Java) and JavaScript combined.<a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#codinghumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/java" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#java</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/cpp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cpp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/csharp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#csharp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/javascript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#javascript</a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programming</a>

Dev LeaderHow did the JavaScript developer get lost at school? ... .. . He couldn't find his class.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ProgrammerJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingJokes</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CodingHumor</a>

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