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Chris Samuel<p>What's absolute zero like?</p><p>It's 0K.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a></p>
Aaron In Minnesota<p>Happy Pythagorean Triangle Day**!**</p><p>Celebrate out in the sun 'cos it's a sin to not get a tan on this day. </p><p>Try not to think about this 24-7</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/math" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>math</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/holidays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>holidays</span></a></p>
Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶<p>Me: so have they made you emeritus professor yet?</p><p>My advisor: no, I'm retiring at the end of the summer. That's why we're having this conversation now</p><p>Me: Oh, I know, I just wanted to know if that made you a...</p><p>My advisor: No. Please don't do a pun. We talked about this.</p><p>Me:.. "PREmeritus professor"?</p><p>My advisor: ... okay, I may steal that, actually.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/PhDLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>PhDLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/AcademicChatter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AcademicChatter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Anna Saultron :progresspride:<p>Love Letters are best written in pleasant scents and not past tense.</p><p><a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/LoveLetters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LoveLetters</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Advice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Advice</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Chris Samuel<p>Did you hear about the pair of carpenters arguing over whether they should use yards or metres?</p><p>They were having a lengthy discussion.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Devil's Panties<p>07/16/2025<br>He’s a washing machine.<br><a href="https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16696" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">thedevilspanties.com/archives/</span><span class="invisible">16696</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/cleaning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cleaning</span></a>,<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/marriage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>marriage</span></a>,<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/punny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>punny</span></a>,<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
The Face<p>A brain fart from a professor is called an educated gas<br><a href="https://hostux.social/tags/DadPunsInTheWild" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadPunsInTheWild</span></a> <a href="https://hostux.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>“To get to the other side.”</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
FiXato<p>"Yesterday I seen the film about the killer who uses puzzles to murder his victims."<br>"Don't you mean 'saw'?"<br>"Yes, exactly!"</p><p><a href="https://toot.cat/tags/grammarPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>grammarPun</span></a> <a href="https://toot.cat/tags/FiXatoPUNishes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FiXatoPUNishes</span></a> <a href="https://toot.cat/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://toot.cat/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶<p>There are all those theories on how to get root privileges on *nix systems...</p><p>I think it's all sudo-science.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/unix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>unix</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>linux</span></a></p>
🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Squirrels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Squirrels</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Cartoon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Cartoons</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Comic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Comics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/WebComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WebComic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/WebComics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WebComics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Animal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Animals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>The mola-mola costume at my employer's booth at Pride in Monterey this past weekend.</p><p>It has a sign that says 'you are 1 in a mola-lion'</p><p>(I helped make that colorful sign!)</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/LGBTQ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LGBTQ</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Pride" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pride</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Monterey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Monterey</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/California" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>California</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:<p>What do you call a man who fights tigers?</p><p>Claude.</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/NotMyFault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NotMyFault</span></a></p>
Crabbit Slater

OK, so gamedev question.

I'm beavering away on a game/toy where you raise zooplankton.
but I've yet to decide on the most important element:

THE NAME

I want the dumbest, punniest names available

So far I have
- Licence to Krill (ruled this one out as it's already a board game)

- A PlankTON of fun (long winded, maybe a subheading?)

- Krilling me softly

- Krill, yor darlings

- Cheap Krills

I feel like these are all missing some oompf? CAN ANYONE DO BETTER?

#gamedev#puns#indiedev
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