The mola-mola costume at my employer's booth at Pride in Monterey this past weekend.

It has a sign that says 'you are 1 in a mola-lion'

(I helped make that colorful sign!)

What do you call a man who fights tigers?

Claude.

Bonus #DadJoke :
Some alligators can grow up to fifteen feet...
But most only have four.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

Does bisexual mean you have sex twice a week or once every two weeks?
#poll #AskingTheRealQueation #bivisibility #pride #Puns #MyAnacondaGotNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun

I am late to the party, but this is the funniest perfect book title I have seen in a long while. 10/10

Would you like a cup of our Tea-ransgender Pride Drink? #transgender #tea #art #artsky #digitalart #illustration #pride #queer #lgbtqia+ #pridemonth #puns #trans

OK, so gamedev question.

I'm beavering away on a game/toy where you raise zooplankton.
but I've yet to decide on the most important element:

THE NAME

I want the dumbest, punniest names available

So far I have
- Licence to Krill (ruled this one out as it's already a board game)

- A PlankTON of fun (long winded, maybe a subheading?)

- Krilling me softly

- Krill, yor darlings

- Cheap Krills

I feel like these are all missing some oompf? CAN ANYONE DO BETTER?

We had so much fun last year touring islands in the South Pacific that this year we’re going back for Samoa.

The Ghost Writer

an unsuccessful writing person that becomes the vessel for a revenge demon. It always speaks in quote's of famous and not so famous Persons also giving a source for the quote, its most powerful ability is the PEN-nentstare, when it takes of its glasses and draws a pencil from its non existent ears, its appearance is that of a burning skeleton that reads and writes in a book, dressed in heavy librarian clothes (whatever that would look like)...

It's goals are letting art thief's suffer for their ridiculous and despicable deeds but it doesn't have space for grey areas, it punishes if the rules are broken it doesn't care why...

#writing #puns #CharacterCreation #Fiction #Authors #SuperHero #AntiHero #Mystical?

I saw a video of an octopus fighting a mantis shrimp, and the narrator said ‘brain vs prawn’

https://youtube.com/shorts/-pqM84ngbf0

What's a transbians favorite treat?

her/she kisses!

Also happy pride month, y'all!

#pridemonth #lgbt #puns

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A: A bloodhound.

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If he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine

JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS

I present to you a methylhead.

I had this idea a few minutes ago, and I think it's only fair that we all get to suffer.