I have to use Microsoft stuffs at work sometimes and wow it has gotten so invasive.
Me: *cleans out scraps of notes and previous versions of stuffs I wrote, delete delete*
Microsoft: OMG DID U KNOW U DELET LOTS PLS WE CAN GET BACK 4U
Me: To train ur AI? No thanks.
Microsoft: BUT SRZ WE STILL HAVE IT SEE?!
Me: What the actual fk, where's the super delet key pls...