Just to be on record:
I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code ( @nuke build – yeah, I’m talking to you...) would require just as many fucking never-ending commits.
Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)

The real pain point?
No local test run
No Run pipeline locally
Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on main

So yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025.
For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:

- CI/CD with no local feedback loop
- “Works on my machine” excuses
_ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs
- And every doc that starts with “just”

And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better...
But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)

#DevOps #AzureDevOps #YAML #NukeBuild #CI #CICD #MainBranchDrivenDevelopment
#WorksOnMyMachine #AgileStruggles #ModernDev #CarthagoDelendaEst #DevHumor
#BuildFail #DebuggingHell #LocalIsNotProd #SoftwareEngineering #DotNet #DevLife

@SheDrivesMobility @bastetfurry klassisches "#WorksOnMyMachine"...

deepseek-r1:8b can correctly provide the number of R's in the word STRAWBERRY, a thing openAI didn't manage to accomplish with their absurd amounts of money.

So Piero ist soweit dass ichs in die Welt hinaus lassen möchte. Mit vielen Videos ausprobiert und funzt soweit sehr gut.

(Ihr kriegts sicher noch kaputt mit kaputten Videofiles. etc. :) )

Kleines Demovideo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WifdGUhIsU

Für die zwei Leute hier, die Videos unter Linux bearbeiten: Viel Spaß :)

Zu finden auf Github:
https://github.com/Guacam-Ole/Piero

Oh, another CLI tool powered by Node.js. How… innovative. Let me just spin up a new isolated environment, wrangle dependencies, and pray my Node version aligns with your masterpiece. Truly, the pinnacle of software engineering.

Am I the only person which is annoyed of these script kiddy solutions, where you need a whole dev environment to use a CLI tool?
We even generate Infrastructure in Node.js. What can go wrong. The quality of tools is embarrassing nowadays, and it does not get better with AI.