Dan Dean<p>🎩 "Now everyone can travel by flying car!"</p><p>🤔 "I want to walk."</p><p>🎩 "But you'll love the flying cars!"</p><p>🤔 "What do they run on?"</p><p>🎩 "They burn 5x the amount of gasoline as normal cars, but that's OK because you'll get there so much faster!"</p><p>🤔 "I'll just walk."</p><p>🎩 "We're removing all of the sidewalks to make space for flying car parking!"</p><p>🤔 "I'll ride my bike I guess."</p><p>🎩 "Bikes are illegal now!"</p><p>🤔 "..."</p><p>🎩 "Get in the fucking flying car!"</p><p><a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/llms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>llms</span></a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/rtos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rtos</span></a> <a href="https://indieweb.social/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>capitalism</span></a></p>