doctorambient<p>LOL </p><p>"In this paper we showed how to replicate current quantum factorisation records using first a VIC-20 8-bit home computer from 1981, then an abacus, and finally a dog....[W]e rank a VIC-20 above an abacus, an abacus above a dog, and a dog above a quantum factorisation physics experiment. Finally, we provided standard evaluation criteria for future claimed quantum factorisations."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/vic20" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vic20</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/factorization" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>factorization</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quantumbullshit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quantumbullshit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quantumcomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>quantumcomputing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/abacus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>abacus</span></a></p><p><a href="https://eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237.pdf</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>