#BeyondAtlantis is now trending across Mastodon
watching Miss Marple as a #BeyondAtlantis #Monsterdon palate cleanser
Atlantis : Beyond Atlantis :: meat : Beyond Meat
Beyond Atlantis an in depth review:
It Sucked. At least it had lots of underwater bikini girl butts to get me through it.
[swims around quietly snipping off all the sequel hooks]
@paco @starkraving666 GLORY HOLE?!?!?!?!
As we go from week to week, movie to movie, Octoman raises in my estimation to become a modern classic in comparison.
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But I do need to sketch out Kathy's black and white outfit. That's a tight fit.
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Always weird to me which #monsterdon films people find the most/least objectionable, I feel like everyone is mad rn but IMO this was nowhere near some of the other stuff we've watched #monsterdon #beyondatlantis
Okay the horribly out of place music layered on top of the soundtrack did make for a few moments of laughter in confusion. But that doesn't make up for this movie being 40% underwater footage by volume. And just bad.
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somehow i managed to forget that diagonal bingos count so uh
bingo!
That movie was bad and it made me feel bad.
the only pearl i care about
I'm going to go try to scrub the 70s off my skin. Goodnight #monsterdon, and thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
I told yall this was a bad movie. Others tried to warn us. But no. We had to try to get Beyond Atlantis. And what did that get us? SCUBA DIVING.
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SO many people in that movie deserved to die and NONE of them did
And we end with more horrible insertect later LOUD out of place music. Perfect movie. Perfectly horrible until the end.
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And then the pearls fucked off into the sea
This fucking movie I swear to god