Michael ☕️<p>Failure On Parade</p><p>Trump's birthday crowd did an amazing job of social distancing<br><a href="https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/failure-on-parade?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">open.substack.com/pub/borowitz</span><span class="invisible">report/p/failure-on-parade?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto</span></a><br><a href="https://mas.to/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TBR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TBR</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TheBorowitzReport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheBorowitzReport</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/DictatorParade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DictatorParade</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/SleepyDon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SleepyDon</span></a></p>