Third spruce tree on the left<p>Our new corporate owners' IT rules have changed the <a href="https://mas.to/tags/retentionpolicy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>retentionpolicy</span></a> on Microsoft <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Teams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Teams</span></a>. Instead of years, now two months. </p><p>I relish screams of "oh no the IMPORTANT FILE is gone!" - I kept telling people `Teams/Slack/Discord/Matrix is NOT a document repository! Stop storing important shit in ephemeral discussion forums!!!` .... </p><p>Annoyingly, for all my self indignant self-righteousness, ppl have sent me stuff, I didn't action until now, _poof_. Stephen King's the "Data <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Langoliers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Langoliers</span></a>"</p>