Woo my first insulin injection site bruise. I suspect I've been pinching the skin too tightly out of paranoia of injecting too deep.
#diabetes #shitpost

You know what I hate? That's [readers favorite food]

the smell of it

The taste of it

Hey... You're drooling!

So if Pac-Man goes transfem that's Pac-Woman

But if Mrs. Pac-Man goes transmasc, that's Mr. Pac-Man

if BOTH happens though, then he's Mr. Pac-Woman

Thank you for coming to my #TEDTalk

bruh

#shitpost

Ich hatte dieses Meme hier schon bei wem gesehen vor einigen Tagen - na ja, jetzt ist es bestätigt.

this is wretched

#shitpost

#shitpost #politics #TradeWar

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/06/canadians-travelling-to-the-us-advised-to-not-fucking-do-that/

Spam has evolved from "I'm a prince and I'll make you rich" to "I'm an HR manager and I'll give you a job." Just wait a little longer, and we'll get to "I have a full week's groceries and a bus ticket for you."

Thinking about forking pwd(1) and cd(1)

No action. I am (unidentified) cursed entity, and following this vague feeling (calling).

yoinked from tumblr
#shitpost

Why do cartoon porn dicks look so much better. Normal dick pics are... Not my thing.

Colonel Campbell: "Raiden, be careful. The enemy is deploying Goblin Ds."

Jack: "What's a Goblin D?"

Skull-face Campbell: "... Gobblin' Deez Nuts"

*Game shuts off and ejects disk*

You think this shit is CUTE?!
It's not. The truck on the right can barely breathe.
End Truck Mills now.

(also modern US trucks are fucking stupid)

Ihr nennt es Dick Pic, ich nenne es

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Wusstet ihr das der Hamburg Hbf primär gar kein Bahnhof ist, sondern ein Forschungsprojekt der unteren Naturschutzbehörde zum Thema "künstlich Optimierte Stadttauben Habitate"
#shitpost #bahn