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bindiffI didn't know you can print a phone on PRUSA printers.<a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/3dprint" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#3dprint</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/prusa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#prusa</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodonczech.cz/tags/base48" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#base48</a>

Vingt Trois Seize 💎Get ready for a sensational update! 🙃<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Windows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Windows</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/IOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#IOS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/OS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#OS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

EllaneI need help with a joke, please. Must be completely clean, no inuendo, no swearing. Clever is more important than Funny.It starts like this:Markdown, Emacs, and Vim walked into a bar…I don't know how it should end. Throw 'em at me! Seems like a good header for next week's <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/PTPL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PTPL</a> post but it's gotta have a punchline or it won't work.<a href="https://pkm.social/tags/markdown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#markdown</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/emacs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#emacs</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/vim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vim</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

sage 🌿BEFORE liquid glass AFTER liquid glass<a href="https://toot.community/tags/WWDC25" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WWDC25</a> <a href="https://toot.community/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Delta SierraIn the work chat:"Grabbing lunch" -bland -uninspired -makes you sound boring"Stepping away to feed" -assertive -intimidating -creates more questions than it answers<a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/food" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#food</a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#work</a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/lunch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lunch</a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

A Sweet GentlemanLight toot to cheer you up but NSFW

Stuff I foundJust for the laughs, because we can use some humour in these dark times <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/humour?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/joke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maga?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maga</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/usa?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/antifascism?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#antifascism</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/antifa?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#antifa</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/activism?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#activism</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroMy friend finally thought of a clock joke. It was about time.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Diggory<a href="https://macaw.social/@sommer" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@sommer</a> The reader is unable to commute to California in a reasonable time… <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Walrus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿I went into the pizza shop, and said "A Dalai Lama" pizza please!"Whaaat?"Make me one with everything!"----I'm told that when this <a href="https://toot.wales/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> was explained to the Dalai Lama, he laughed a lot...

Different ThanActual1 aggression2 committed against me in my work environment31 virtual2 reminder that the conference is in three days3 my email<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/notserious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#notserious</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/academia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#academia</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/procrastination" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#procrastination</a>

CaitlinmonsterI often joke that if modern software development was an action movie it would be titled Dependence Day. It would be stressful yet very boring and everything would fail because one of 37 libraries wasn’t updated. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Metin Seven 🎨Couldn't resist… 😉𝘽𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙮 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙨<a href="https://survey.blender.org/feedback/2024" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://survey.blender.org/feedback/2024</a><a href="https://graphics.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/design" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#design</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/CG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CG</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/CGI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CGI</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/graphics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#graphics</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/tool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tool</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/tools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#tools</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#software</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/FreeSoftware" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FreeSoftware</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/free" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#free</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/editor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#editor</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/Mac" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Mac</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/macOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macOS</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/windows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#windows</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/sculpture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sculpture</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/3DModeling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#3DModeling</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/digital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#digital</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/DigitalArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DigitalArt</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/style" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#style</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/artist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#artist</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/arts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#arts</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/arte" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#arte</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/Blender3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Blender3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/B3D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#B3D</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/blender" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#blender</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/MastoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MastoArt</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/FediArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FediArt</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/CreativeToots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#CreativeToots</a> <a href="https://graphics.social/tags/ArtistsOnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ArtistsOnMastodon</a>

Evelyne ﻥ‎ ‎☮🕊️Wer nicht aufgibt, wird es schaffen, ins nächste Wochenende zu fahren 💪<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lustig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#lustig</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/witzig" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#witzig</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Arbeitswoche" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Arbeitswoche</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fahrradpumpe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Fahrradpumpe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Montag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Montag</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Montagsl%C3%A4cheln" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Montagslächeln</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/monday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#monday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MondayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MondayMotivation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mondayfunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mondayfunday</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Montagsfoto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Montagsfoto</a>

Dave MuthPeople!<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Comedy</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/GeorgeCarlin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GeorgeCarlin</a>

Aaron Toponce ⚛️:debian:Why was the statement scared while the comment was not?Statements are executed.<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Programming</a> <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕NaaS – No-as-a-ServiceNo-as-a-Service (NaaS) is a simple API that returns a random rejection reason. Use it when you need a realistic excuse, a fun “no,” or want to simulate being turned down in style. – from <a href="https://social.isalman.dev/users/hothead" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@hothead</a> ❌ <a href="https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://github.com/hotheadhacker/no-as-a-service</a><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/naas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#naas</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/noasaservice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#noasaservice</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/api" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#api</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/webdev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#webdev</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/http" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#http</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/json" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#json</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/random" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#random</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/web" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#web</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/no" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#no</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/reaction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#reaction</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/js" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#js</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/javascript" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#javascript</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/nonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#nonsense</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/asaservice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#asaservice</a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a>

b-rain<a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/ghost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ghost</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/owl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#owl</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a>

Kevin Karhan :verified:Ernsthaft, wir brauchen mehr <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/LustigeAutomaten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LustigeAutomaten</a>...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-3xCmK6SY" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn-3xCmK6SY</a><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/shorts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shorts</a>

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