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Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>People that want the newest and shiniest dev tools, even if merely beta, that will often end up being unmaintained after a few years, demand that the switch from X to Wayland (which was first released 2008) should not be rushed because it’s not ready for prime-time, in their opinion.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Linux</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/NerdTalk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NerdTalk</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>When you play Public Enemy — Don't believe the Hype as background music when reading yet another "AI" success story, it becomes quite manageable.</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQaVIoEjOM&amp;list=RD9vQaVIoEjOM&amp;start_radio=1" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=9vQaVIoEjO</span><span class="invisible">M&amp;list=RD9vQaVIoEjOM&amp;start_radio=1</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>When your official motto was changed from "out of many, one" (E Pluribus Unum) to "In God We Trust" back in 1956, you obviously can only have Thoughts and Prayers instead of practical solutions.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>It seems that <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/LibreOffice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LibreOffice</span></a> will give us <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Markdown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Markdown</span></a> support long before <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> will add that as feature for slightly more rich formats when composing a toot. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p><p>It's been a feature request since ages. Just give us a bit of `courier` for commands, a tad of **bold** and</p><p>- bulleted<br>- lists</p><p>and [Nice link](https.//). It's long overdue :(</p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/WhatIf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WhatIf</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Starlink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Starlink</span></a> isn't a program to bring internet via satellites? What if instead it is a test to see how <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/TerraForming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TerraForming</span></a> by injecting particles into the atmosphere can be achieved and to observe what happens when you multiply the injection of metal particles by multitudes? In preparation to somehow, sometime, maybe, but not likely, colonise Mars?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/114789679793357277" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.social/@sundogplanets</span><span class="invisible">/114789679793357277</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Matthias Drexel<p>Soll er sich halt Venedig kaufen, wenn er dort schon heiraten will.</p><p><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>„It’s only <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/DigitalSovereignty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DigitalSovereignty</span></a> when it comes from the region of FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) and its valley of Open Standards. Everything else is just relabelled Same Old“</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Matthias Drexel<p>Wer hat jetzt eigentlich wem noch keine Marschflugkörper vorbei geschickt?</p><p>Ich verlier etwas die Übersicht..</p><p><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Das inoffizielle Motto der schwarz-roten Koalition ist übrigens "Vorwärts nimmer, rückwärts immer" wie mir aus gut informierten Kreisen zugetragen wurde. "Nie wieder so wie Habeck" wäre es auch fast geworden.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Netanyahu to Trump: Let me end your nuclear negotiations with Iran for you. You're welcome. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Why don’t <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> (Artificial Intelligence) companies invest like hell in <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/fusion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fusion</span></a> reactors? I mean, just as the promise that Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) is really close now, the fusion community promises the same — clean and more or less free electricity Really Soon™️!1!! Seems win-win to me. AI to speed up research and construction and future energy demand solved!</p><p>Oh, and promised. NEXT year will be the year of Linux on the desktop!1!!</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Trump said during todays meeting with German chancellor Merz that maybe Russia and Ukraine should fight it out a bit longer before stepping in, just like you do when young kids are fighting.</p><p>A few hours later the world looks at the Musk v Trump mudslinging and thinks "maybe those two should just fight it out a bit longer before someone steps in."</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Matthias Drexel<p>Muss man bei <a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/Ryanair" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Ryanair</span></a> eigentlich Aufpreis zahlen, wenn <a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/Turbulenzen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Turbulenzen</span></a> auftreten?</p><p><a href="https://tyrol.social/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Trump to countries: "Imma gonna slap these big and beautiful tariffs on your exports to us so that you have to come to the negotiation table and we can make a deal! And cool pix that make me look important and in control!"</p><p>Court: "Your tariffs are invalid and thus nullified"</p><p>Trump: "Hey! Why are you all leaving the negotiation table? Come back! Please don't go! We are friends!"</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/USPoliticsInANutshell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>USPoliticsInANutshell</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>I am so old, I remember we simply called it "on-prem" instead of Digital Sovereignty ;)</p><p>Putting on my flamewar vest for the barrage of "yes, butters" explaining to me how this is not true, how on-prem doesn't mean you have no vendor lock-in etc. I know all of that, I added the hashtag below for a reason, guys (it's always guys that try to turn every joke into a Very Serious Discussion ;)</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>I think that instead of vibe coding learning COBOL and FORTH will be the better career move.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/OldWillBeNewAgain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>OldWillBeNewAgain</span></a></p>
Thoralf Will 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇹🇼<p>Gerade im Podcast die Info gehört, dass eine neue Studie zum Ergebnis gekommen ist, dass durch den <a href="https://soc.umrath.net/tags/Klimawandel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Klimawandel</span></a> ein Wohlstandsverlust von 40% zu erwarten ist.</p><p>Mein Hirn so:<br>"40 % weniger Ramsch in diversen Läden und online-Shops wäre eigentlich Klasse.</p><p>Aber in der Realität wird es wohl eher bedeuten:<br>Ozeanien verschwindet.<br>Afrika wird 2/3 zur Wüste oder reißendem Strom.<br>Asien und Amerika pendeln zwischen Hurricans, Dürren und Sturzfluten.</p><p>Uns geht's verhältnismäßig gut."</p><p><a href="https://soc.umrath.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>“How AI chatbots helped me grow the earnings from my Nigeria scam by 211% in just 60 days.” Come to my TED Talk! <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Somehow funny, seeing how many people yelled at me, saying the NYT case had no leg to stand on etc. But I also guess that in the background Altman, Thiel and Musk are working hard to get Trump to send his brownshirts and kill this nuisance. <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a></p>
Jan Wildeboer 😷:krulorange:<p>Going to add a new rule to the religion I helped create and still maintain: “Followers can only reach enlightenment through their own thoughts. Any use of so-called AI is thus considered a cardinal sin that may lead to self-inflicted excommunication.” This will allow me to claim that any forced use of so-called AI is a violation of my religious freedom.</p><p><a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/SarcasmButOnlyHalf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SarcasmButOnlyHalf</span></a> <a href="https://social.wildeboer.net/tags/Stallmanism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Stallmanism</span></a></p>