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Harald 哈拉德<p>Exactely my humor</p><p>Microsoft says some older computers aren&#39;t suitable for Windows 11.</p><p>However, what often works:</p><p>- Install <a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Linux</span></a> on these computers</p><p>- Install <a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/Windows" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Windows</span></a> 11 in a VM</p><p><a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/MicrosoftSucks" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MicrosoftSucks</span></a> <br /><a href="https://mastodontech.de/tags/ProgrammersHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ProgrammersHumor</span></a></p>
Obvitree<p>When brute force meets AI force 😅<br>Today’s coders ask: “Why solve it when ChatGPT can?”<br>The struggle is real — but so is the shortcut! </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CodingLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingLife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ProgrammersHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammersHumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChatGPT</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DSA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DSA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AItoTheRescue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AItoTheRescue</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechMeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SoftwareEngineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SoftwareEngineer</span></a></p>

STOP DOING #MMAP!

• Files were not supposed to be treated like memory.
• Years of mmaping, yet no real-world use found for giving disk data memory addresses.
• Wanted to have a file in memory anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "reading into a buffer".
• "Yes, please give me a SIGBUS when I run out of space. Please give me a SIGSEGV if I read past the file." — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.