Adult LEGO. Was supposed to rain all day so picked up some entertainment from Lidl. A cheaper than Ikea chest of drawers.
Was a little more entertaining to assemble than the Swedish stuff (the saved dough was in having to insert all the nubbins yourself), but to my surprise, it is a little sturdier than the Ikea crap. About on par with Jysk, which however would've cost about 50% more. Probably still shouldn't have a shag on it though.
I mean, it's still pressglued sawdust that smells funny and will crumble if you try to take it apart again or get it even slightly moist, but ... it will do for now.