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Niamh BernadetteSammy 🐶 for <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fotovorschlag?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#fotovorschlag</a> "Raubtiere" / "Predators" You may be forgiven for thinking that this is an adorable little doggo with his plushie having a nice relaxing nap but you would be wrong! This my friends is a vicious predator. (read the following in David Attenborough's voice) This is not a simple pink Angel plushie. No, this is a victim of an atrocity! You think this is a nice and cuddly scene? No, this is Sammy draining the life force of this poor unsuspecting victim. Death by asphyxiation. Sammy looks like he's sleeping but he's actually acquired the mastery of this technique, so much so, he can do it with his eyes closed. The little smile he has on his face is not because of a dream where he's eating peanut butter out of the jar - it's because he knows upon waking that he will be cradling the mangled corpse of this poor creature. That is the circle of life my friends - natural and also at times, brutal. (He also farted and woke himself up shortly after this). ✨ <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/photography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#photography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/amateurphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#amateurphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pet?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pet</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dogs?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dogsofpixelfed?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofpixelfed</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dogsofmastodon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mastodog?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#mastodog</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maltese?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#maltese</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/petphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#petphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/couch?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/plushie?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#plushie</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/teddy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#teddy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/portrait?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#portrait</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cane?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cane</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/italy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#italy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/italia?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#italia</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/europe?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#europe</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/menace?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#menace</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cute?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cute</a>

Jan::Flusenjongleur 👻Nu weiss ich halt auch nicht<a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/aussie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aussie</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/australianshepherd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#australianshepherd</a>

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀<a href="https://journa.host/@virginiaheffernan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@virginiaheffernan</a> If only they'd had the wisdom of <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDVance</a> and the <a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a> we wouldn't be in this mess 😔<a href="https://bookstodon.com/tags/JDCouch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDCouch</a>

Ron RevogCouch Sie lockte Ich liege darauf Solange ich nicht herunterfalle Autsch!<a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Elfchen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Elfchen</a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Tr%C3%B6tgedicht" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trötgedicht</a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Poesie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Poesie</a> <a href="https://social.tchncs.de/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a>

Couch🚀 Couch 4.2 is here!Now available on the App Store with:✅ Pocket Migration – uses the API to include much more metadata than Pocket’s official export (like favorites and other) ✅ Unlimited items for everyone – the 25-item iCloud limit for non-Pro users is gone! ✅ PDF support ✅ Read Aloud improvements (iOS/iPadOS) – now with language and voice selection📲 Get the update: <a href="https://apps.apple.com/app/apple-store/id963584693?pt=109510807&ct=Mastodon&mt=8" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://apps.apple.com/app/apple-store/id963584693?pt=109510807&ct=Mastodon&mt=8</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pocket</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readlater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readlater</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/indiedev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#indiedev</a>

M_oonmoodIst nicht so, als hätte man heute nicht schon mehr als 4 1/2 Mal drüber geredet. Aber so richtig begriffen, dass morgen frei ist, habe ich gerade erst.Ehm. Yeay!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a>

GrickleMilking it. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/grickledoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/robin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#robin</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a>

CouchWe just submitted Couch 4.2 to the App Store Review. 😀 I’m curious, who’s up for a sneak peek at what it brings?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pocket</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readlater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readlater</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ios" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ios</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ipados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ipados</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/macos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macos</a>

CouchOur <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Pocket</a> migration feature is almost ready to ship…<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pocket</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/migration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#migration</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/macos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ipados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ipados</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ios" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ios</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readlater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readlater</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readitlater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readitlater</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pocketshutdown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pocketshutdown</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a>

CouchWe’ve just added <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pocket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Pocket</a> export to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a>! If you’re looking for alternative ways to export your Pocket library, give it a try.(Importing from Pocket to iCloud is already in the works and will be available soon.)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pocketshutdown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pocketshutdown</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/readlater" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#readlater</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/macos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#macos</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ipados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ipados</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ios" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ios</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/@couchapp/114420187375374035" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://mastodon.social/@couchapp/114420187375374035</a>

Chris AlemanyTaking a break from yard work. It was drizzly out there. Leg warmer deployed. <a href="https://socialbc.ca/tags/atlas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#atlas</a> <a href="https://socialbc.ca/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://socialbc.ca/tags/catsodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#catsodon</a> <a href="https://socialbc.ca/tags/victoriaDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#victoriaDay</a>

Jan::Flusenjongleur 👻Hier, ein Flausch ☝️<a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/aussie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aussie</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/australianshepherd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#australianshepherd</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/flausch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#flausch</a>

Jan::Flusenjongleur 👻Sorry, ich konnte nicht widerstehen 😂<a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/aussie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#aussie</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/australianshepherd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#australianshepherd</a>

knizerFri/sat/sun <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/LowellMA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LowellMA</a> Town and city music <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/festival" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#festival</a> featuring <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/LadyLamb" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LadyLamb</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/DeboRay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DeboRay</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/AliMcGuirk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#AliMcGuirk</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/Burp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Burp</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/EzraFurman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EzraFurman</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/GrossGirls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GrossGirls</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/juliaJames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#juliaJames</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/kidRenaissance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#kidRenaissance</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/Kingshot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Kingshot</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/MOLD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#MOLD</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/PaintByNumbers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#PaintByNumbers</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/TheEvolutionists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheEvolutionists</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/JeffreyFoucault" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JeffreyFoucault</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/TheSheliaDivine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TheSheliaDivine</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/TwistedPine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#TwistedPine</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/JakeSwampandthePine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JakeSwampandthePine</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/LoudonWainwrightIII" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#LoudonWainwrightIII</a> and many more <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/BostonMusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BostonMusic</a> <a href="https://toot.boston/tags/BostonWeekend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#BostonWeekend</a> 20/x

Tenkoman<a href="https://www.roller.de/boxspringsofas/boxspringsofa-schwarz-rot-karosteppung-dauerschlaefer/1206007702/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.roller.de/boxspringsofas/boxspringsofa-schwarz-rot-karosteppung-dauerschlaefer/1206007702/</a> Wer will nicht seinen heißen Earl Grey mit einer Chefärztin auf der Jean Luc Picouch genießen? <a href="https://sueden.social/tags/StarTrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#StarTrek</a> <a href="https://sueden.social/tags/Couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Couch</a>

Ultra Verified 🇺🇦"In an extraordinary blunder, key figures in the Trump administration – including Vice-President <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/JDVance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#JDVance</a>, the defence secretary Pete Hegseth, the secretary of state, Marco Rubio, and the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard – used the commercial chat app Signal to convene and discuss plans – while also including a prominent journalist in the group.<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Signal</a> is not approved by the US government for sharing <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/porn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#porn</a>.""<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Vance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Vance</a> and the <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> were unavailable for comment."

Jan::Flusenjongleur 👻Pscht 🤫<a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/hovawart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hovawart</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a>

Jan::Flusenjongleur 👻Without words<a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/hovawart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hovawart</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a>

Eduardo Amaral Lyra Neto<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/freud?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#freud</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/psychoanalysis?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#psychoanalysis</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/couch?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/therapy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#therapy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/sigmundfreud?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#sigmundfreud</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/popart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#popart</a>

David August ❌👑So Ohio’s Least Favorite Son humiliated himself in Munich, and also humiliated his country. I really hope the Couch Copulator finds comfort in the arms of a friendly Settee or Canapé before returning home. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/couch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#couch</a>

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